A Grandpa's Actual Superpowers
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The superpowers in question are fishing trips, fixing bikes, and telling stories that grow a little with each telling. That third one is a superpower whether he admits it or not.
None of them require a cape and all of them are real, which is the joke the book is making and also its argument. The child's name is printed through the pages, so Grandpa knows precisely who thinks he hangs the moon rather than having to assume it is a general sentiment. Softcover.
For Father's Day, birthdays, or a random Tuesday — and the random Tuesday is the one worth aiming for. Occasions arrive with expectations attached. A book turning up for no reason arrives without any, which is the condition under which it actually gets read properly.