Sharing a House and a Lap
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Nobody applied for this job, and the book is honest about that from the first page. There was no interview and there is no probation period.
It takes the whole sequence seriously: the bump, the hospital visit, the noise, and the strange new business of sharing a house and a lap with somebody who contributes nothing. Her name is printed into the story throughout. The ending is the right one — she decides, on her own terms, that the arrangement is acceptable. Softcover.
That she gets to decide is the part doing the work. A book telling her to be pleased would be argued with; one that lets her arrive there is not. It is usually given the week the new baby arrives, which is when the argument is live.